Ethan Foote

Famous athlete and intellectual.

I am a fucking Ethan Foote

by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019

Lori Light footed

When one person or persons look to have the appearance of a struck match

Quan looks Lori Light footed, after a day at the beach.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

foot fetish

sexual attraction to feet 😏

christian has a foot fetish

by someone is cool August 29, 2021

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Kung Foot

Using Kung Fu and then doing a shit fetish while rubbing the foot and having deep sex.

I kung foot his ass that was spicy

by oldmcdonald23102491 December 11, 2021