by orangelover11 May 28, 2023

Brandon is loyal and loving he will love you forever if he loves you .you are a lucky woman when he falls he falls fast and hard he will ride and die for you he will make you feel like a queen he has a large penis he works hard and know how to treat a woman he is respectful and gas no kids isn't on probation and is attracted to blonds with blue grey eyes has 7sisters no brothers is family oriented and doesn't care about anyone but his partner she is the only opinion that madders to him he cares about getting his woman off before getting himself off
by Brandon clement December 30, 2024

Don't trust him! Fat, midget size ,small dick. Hangs out on dating and hook up sites while in a relationship! Stalker! Cheap! User! Sneaky! Big lier! Likes to take big long huge shits!
by Got the word December 23, 2017

Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon
by Jytrop March 30, 2022

Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.
Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
by sulla123 November 27, 2021

by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025
