Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
by Theno2show May 8, 2023
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Brandon

One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.
Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
by sulla123 November 27, 2021
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brandon

the anal guy

brandon LOVES anal and makes all the gals happy with his giant dick
i really wish my boyfriend was like brandon
by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023
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Brandon Shade

Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
Brandon Shade is a tall athletic guy
by Big meat B March 2, 2023
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Brandon

A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.
by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018
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Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.
Brandon just stole my bagel dude!
by DonutDealer April 22, 2022
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Brandon

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.
by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021
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