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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
mugGet the Band kidmug.

Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”
by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023
mugGet the Band kidmug.

Strike up the band

Strike up the band: I constantly thank God for Esteban
Just stay where I can see you douse the lights…!
We sure are in for a show tonight.!
by numberedtables April 23, 2022
mugGet the Strike up the bandmug.

Crackin Bands

The opposite of being broke
I was broke but now i'm crackin bands
by 21 34 March 2, 2022
mugGet the Crackin Bandsmug.

Rubber band

A name for a condom or cock ring. Condom cuz they are made from rubber and cock ring because it can be used as one.
by Faxbois August 29, 2018
mugGet the Rubber bandmug.

band 4 band

basically means going $1000 for $1000, comparing them n basically showing off what you have
Bob-Lets go band 4 band
Billy-Show me ur dad
Bob- Aw shit..
by BOPIDYBOP March 25, 2024
mugGet the band 4 bandmug.

Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.
Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.
by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021
mugGet the Blazer Bandmug.

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