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Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024
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floofy turtle

a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal
aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!
by bunny_93 August 31, 2023
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laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts
woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?
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Turtle

A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.
by A Stupid cat June 29, 2021
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Hardcore Turtle

A gay YouTuber who also posts on pornhub. Probably has Corona virus.
Stay away from that fucking hardcore turtle.
by Hardcoret March 12, 2020
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019
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