Texas Pat on the Back

When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.

"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."

by Bikeramp March 3, 2019

Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018

texas love bun

A deep fried bun filled with nacho cheese, bacon, and french fries.

Did you hear that food truck downtown sells Texas love buns.

by Food slut September 29, 2017

Texas Mouth Wash

Lubing your dick up with a bottle of Tobasco sauce, then throat fucking the hell out of someone.

"Wow dude, did you hear about what happened to Samantha?"
"Yeah, I heard her bf gave her a Texas Mouth Wash...poor girl, her throat was on fire for the rest of the night."

by Massagingbetty February 14, 2012

Texas Shoe-horn

The act of forcing ones foot into their own underwear

I got Toby in a tight Texas Shoe-horn and he had to rip his underwear to break free.

by Mr. Haddad March 14, 2012

La Coste, Texas

Where?

"I'm from La Coste, Texas..."

"...cool?"

by lacostian November 18, 2011

Texas Chili Bowl

When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.

Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.

by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021