dutch oarman

When a man bends over and another man pushes a broom handle up the ass repeatedly while fingering his own asshole.

He is doing the Dutch oarman

by Haus7 January 4, 2015

Dutch Salad

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.

Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!

by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016

Full Dutch

To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate

between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.

Jim went Full Dutch last Saturday after his girlfriend bought a llama.

by Ronjon876 June 5, 2015

dutch oven

dutch oven

i laid down with my girlfriends and she gave me a Dutch oven

by o8erdater January 9, 2021

Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Dutch Brown Nose

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face

While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.

by Thor from Whitestone May 30, 2024

Dutch Tower

Like the Effie tower, but everyone is wearing Santa costumes.

“I went home with two guys after the office Christmas party, they dutch towered me.”

by GrrrrrreatDane June 14, 2022