Texas Tres Leches

The act of finishing inside all the orifice’s of a woman, respectfully with consent.

I’m about to give her a Texas tres leches.

by tequilamucho April 01, 2022

texas love bun

A deep fried bun filled with nacho cheese, bacon, and french fries.

Did you hear that food truck downtown sells Texas love buns.

by Food slut September 25, 2017

Texas Chili Bowl

When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.

Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.

by HouCou2003 April 20, 2021

Texas Chili Bowl

The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers

We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.

by BoyBloo January 31, 2023

Texas Oil Derrick

When during intercourse a man picks up a woman and dips her onto his dick repeatedly similar to an oil derrick

Dude) hey there you like Seasaws?

Girl) why?

Dude) cuz id like to show you my Texas oil derrick move

by Chuck X. Walker January 12, 2011

Texas Road Plow

While a girl is passed out, you put shit on your dick and insert it into her vagina.

To get back at my ex, I gave her a Texas road plow while she was sleeping.

by MILF_Hunter122 July 03, 2016

Texas Peach Fuzz

When your girl sits on your face and her not so freshly shaven cooch prickles your face.

Julie sat on my face last night and her Texas Peach Fuzz made it feel like I was eating a moaning cactus.

by Pinkspanker August 11, 2016