Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

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When you fall asleep and have a dream/ nightmare or you just don’t remember

Bro I had the best sleep of my life!

by Life.saver June 23, 2023

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Sleep

1. a state compared to or resembling sleep, such as death or complete silence or stillness.
2. be at peace in death; lie buried.

1. "a photograph of the poet in his last sleep"
2. "he sleeps beneath the silver birches"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

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Something that i long for

Ugh i rlly wanna get some SLEEP...

by get the bleach January 31, 2020

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The useless practice every night because science tells us to. The real truth is that sleep damages your brain. It slow down your brain causing pauses that can lead to memory loss. It also puts your body in paralysis and can lead to loss of feeling in places such as fingers and toes.

Sleep is useless

by Hdjsowjddioss January 16, 2023

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