The sacred text paradox

a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.

A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most

by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021

Prank Text

The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.

I'm going to prank text my friend a fake emergency alert!

by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023

text - used as a verb

To send an SMS message usually via a cellphone or other smart device such as a tablet or computer:
To text , texting, texted, will text.

text - used as a verb: It's time to text her now. I am texting her now. I texted her an hour ago. I will text her again, later.

by from another generation August 20, 2013

Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.

"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."

by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Drive-by text

When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.

He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.

by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021

talkward texting

when neither of the parties want to stop texting but neither can think of a subject to talk about.

1. "ya"
2. "haha"
1. "haha"
2. "ya"
1. "sooo.."
2. "soo.."
1. "lol i think we are talkward texting"

by spankyy420 April 12, 2011