A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.
"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025
Get the Elk Nipple Piemug. A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
by Nipple doc January 26, 2014
Get the floating nipplemug. by Ur fav garage raccoon June 14, 2023
Get the Nipple Banditmug. Not useful.
by Crazy Huntress28 February 12, 2024
Get the nipples on a chickenmug. Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
Get the Nipplesmug. Nipple bopper
Someone who pains you internally when you bump into them in life .
Nipple bopper , similar to that feeling you get once you bump into a corner and directly hitting your nipple.
An internal pain that no amount of rubbing can resolve .
Nipple bopper
Someone who causes an internal pain once you meet\and or bump into in life .
......nipple bopper.
Someone who pains you internally when you bump into them in life .
Nipple bopper , similar to that feeling you get once you bump into a corner and directly hitting your nipple.
An internal pain that no amount of rubbing can resolve .
Nipple bopper
Someone who causes an internal pain once you meet\and or bump into in life .
......nipple bopper.
"Man , our boss is such a nipple bopper ."
"I wish there was a word for someone that gives me this internal pain , you mean nipple bopper ? "
"Why is mark such a nipple bopper?"
"I wish there was a word for someone that gives me this internal pain , you mean nipple bopper ? "
"Why is mark such a nipple bopper?"
by Sayumn March 29, 2016
Get the nipple boppermug. When you suck/lick someone’s nipple until it is covered in spit and they insert it into your eat like a Q-tip
by boalgo June 27, 2018
Get the Nipple Willymug.