Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person

Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."

by lil Buddha September 6, 2013

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Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

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cracker attack

This means when you make a white person mad and they mess you up

Im gonna cracker attack you!!

by batmanislifee January 12, 2015

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whacker cracker

MY MF BEST FRIEND CC

You a whacker cracker dude

by Liz em December 31, 2017

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Cracker Cave

The home that multiple white people live in

Hey man. Can In hang out at you Cracker Cave tonight

by Michael Thomas Lee May 11, 2022

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The last week of the month according to your budget. Too much money was spent in the first 3 weeks to live a decent life in the 4th. Therefore, you resort to eating crackers and water. Every purchase must be dirt cheap, by the words “Oh well, it’s cracker week!”

With the way I’m blowing my money now, I’m headed for a fat cracker week.

by bwsimonse March 18, 2022

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