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quadruple-h introduction

Refers to a moderately-forward method of getting to know someone dat involves your smilingly clasping and cordially retaining one or both of da hands of said "new" individual, prompting him to eventually turn to da third person who presumably had intended to verbally introduce da two of you and meekly inquire, "And who do I Have da Honor of Holding da Hand of?"
Employing da quadruple-h introduction technique can indeed be cuddly and delightful, especially if you want to help da other person feel comfy wif both your closeness and your making savoring/affectionate physical contact wif various parts of his body, such as if you'd subsequently like to massage his feet, rub his back, hold him in yer lap, etc. Depending on specifically how da person words his nonplussed-but-courteous "who is this?" query, you could also jokingly refer to said initial-interaction event as a "quintuple-h introduction" (such as if he asks, "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding Hands wif me?") or even a "sextuple-h introduction" ("Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Hold my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Holding Hands wif me?"). Caution to my female viewers, though --- beware of gigglingly referring to said meeting using dis latter term if da new person is a normal eager-to-meet-da-delectable-ladies guy, though, as said hot-in-da-crotch stud could easily misinterpret da meaning of said made-up term, and thus da three of you could end up lying-flat-and-nearly-comatose on da floor five minutes later, wif him sporting a totally-limp-'n'-exhausted lulu, and da two of you moaning and panting in post-orgasmic breathlessness, and wif copiously-dripping coochies and kneading-numbed titties from said eager joyful dude's huge warm thirsting paws having thoroughly been all over dem.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Sex Ca$h Murda

Greatest rap group of this millenium. Great rappers with sick beats, check them out on Mybrowser and like the page. GrimkeyDawg, Moneyboy and Ca$h.
"You heard that new Sex Ca$h Murda?"
by ynudy August 25, 2023
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H B'd

Pronounced H Beed. Is when a spoiled ass rich dude entices women usually any kind of women even some rather young with drugs and money so he can record it on his laptop to show people the video later of the foot job and other things he got while smoking a crack pipe.
Man 1: Dude look at that young hot chick!!
Man 2: Yeah man she is cute but a little to young for you!!!
Man 1:. Dude we in Thailand I think she is a prime candidate to get H B'd !!!
Man 2: Man you so wrong for that so wrong!!
Man 1:. Well I gots the rocks so I'ma get her out them socks!!!!!
by Stick1 February 8, 2022
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What the H where did my wallet go?
by weeniethotjunior May 14, 2019
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H nee C

An elusive abbreviation for "Horny Cock" or "Horny Clit".

Pronounced "Eh-Ch-Knee-See".
"Yo I'd tap that chick, she's soo hot"
"Dude, she's out of your league. Your H nee C is leading you on."
"Oh fuck dude you're right."

"I have such a huge H nee for John right now"
"Saame, I wish I could get some"
by suhbruh September 29, 2017
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H. pyLori

H. pyLori - short for Helicobacter pylori ,

H. pylori has been associated with cancer of the mucosa-associated lymphoid tissue in the stomach, esophagus, colon, rectum, or tissues around the eye .

( you could die from this if you neglect to take action

And remedy it )

, previously known as Campylobacter pylori
Is A type of Bacteria you can get from

1 ) Not Washing your hands throughly with hand soap
And Hot Water ( roughly 20 mins)

( hand sanitizer dosen't work against this & you need

Bleach to wipe down surfaces contaminated with it )

2 ) kissing / sharing / swapping Saliva / spit with someone

3 ) eating fecal matter / poop

human or animal

4 ) Oral to Anal / anal to oral contact

5 ) not cooking your meat foods all the way / not washing

Off your fruits & vegetables.

You may see melena stool / poop that looks like black Licorice or Tar
& Black or Brown Vomit that looks like coffee grounds

( this is dried blood )

Trust me on this ..... YOU DO NOT WANT THIS !!!!

H. pyLori
H. pyLori usually found in the stomach. Its helical shape is thought to have evolved in order to penetrate the mucoid lining of the stomach and thereby establish infection.

Complications - Gastritis ,Stomach ulcers,stomach cancer,
duodenum cancer ( small intestine)

It can cause shigella / Shigellosis, NOROVIRUS & gastroenteritis / gastritis even GERD / Acid Reflux.

Specialty - Infectious disease & gastroenterology
Causes Helicobacter pylori spread by oral–oral & fecal oral routes

Diagnostic method
Urea breath test, fecal antigen assay, tissue biopsy MedicationProton pump inhibitor, clarithromycin, amoxicillin, metronidazole

Only cure is take H. pyLori Approved Anti-bodies
Or have your stomach pumped.

If you get to it time before it progresses to other

Parts of your digestive tract / stomach.

infection may appear as an acute gastritis with abdominal pain (stomach ache) or nausea. Where this develops into chronic gastritis, the symptoms, if present, are often those of non-ulcer dyspepsia: Stomach pains, nausea, bloating, belching, & sometimes vomiting.Pain typically occurs when the stomach is empty, between meals, & in the early morning hours, but it can also occur at other times. Less common ulcer symptoms include nausea, vomiting, & loss of appetite.
by Blu_leef July 25, 2023
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