distress ass joe

when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly

boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass

by kroybetter July 3, 2023

from the ass southward

Fully, wholly, completely (usually referring to someone being in a certain state or exhibiting certain characteristics)

A: Wait, he's gay???
B: From the ass SOUTHWARD, mate, didn't ya know?

C: Damn, I'm so high, I'm high from my ass southward.

by ImRightBehindYa July 5, 2023

Kiss my snapping ass

You use this phrase whenever you are upset with someone and you need something else to say.

“Kiss my snapping ass" amari said to janiya

by Vitiligo pussy July 5, 2023

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

fuck ass punk

a punk who is so fuck assy you just want to punch them in their face.

“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk

by 444faye July 6, 2023

Bitch ass bitch

Derogatory term used to describe any golfer who disappointed someone (usually a bettor) with their performance on saturday or sunday.

"You see Min Woo Lee double bogey the easiest hole today? "

"Yep! What a bitch ass bitch! "

by AF and CD3 July 8, 2023

Ass juice baby

When a baby was conceived by creaming in a woman's ass doggie style. The cum dribbles out and down into the pussy. Causing her to get pregnant. The person is unusually stupid and never learns from their mistakes.

You must be an ass juice baby. If you don't figure life out. You're going to keep on making the same mistakes.

by Buddhaquest89 July 9, 2023