My cow

A pointless game played during a car ride where one spots a cow, says my cow and therefore owns that cow or multiple cows. The person that calls the most cows is the winner

Have you played my cow before, it sucks.

by Munchie Hanson March 11, 2017

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 28, 2024

Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 23, 2022

Busy My Balls

To Gently Massage Ones Balls from below.

Nothing gets me through the day like running upstairs and asking her to busy my balls during the work day.

by Warden Norton June 20, 2024

busy my balls

To massage one’s balls from underneath or up a pant leg

Sometimes the only way I can make it through the day is to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls for a few minutes. Nothings better than getting your balls busied!!

by Warden Norton June 20, 2024

busy my balls

Massaging one’s Balls from underneath

In order to get through the long work day. At times I have to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls

by Warden Norton June 20, 2024