fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it

“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”

by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023

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Candy My Cotton

When A Person Ejaculates On Another Person's Pubic Hair(s).

"I'm about to bust!, Where do you want me to cum?" "Candy My Cotton, Daddy!"

by teabrizzee April 24, 2023

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Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)

Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.

by John Whorrds January 23, 2023

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eat my tunic (emt)

What you say to elf hero spammers when their ego reaches the sky in order to bring them back down without fuss.

Dude with ego "Noob, I am so awesome and that makes you noob, you noob."
Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."

by [Tar]Shadow December 02, 2017

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Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 26, 2019

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