Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.
Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!
Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.
Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.
by Trucker T-Rex August 15, 2018
Get the bus driver talk mug.BU stands for Bangtan Universe, an alternate universe that BTS made. The story officially started way back 2015 and is still ongoing today. ARMY makes a lot of BU theories since BTS and Big Hit company left it open for interpretation. The clues for BU are found in: BTS music videos, notes that they include in albums, short films and etc.. The BU storyline tackles about realistic problems we face in real life. Depression, anxiety, abusive parents, abandonment, traumas, poverty and many more. BU also teaches ARMY to slowly learn to love ourselves. And BU is also inspired from books like Damian.
ARMY 1: The BU is so sad! Did you read the webtoon series? It's called Save Me.
ARMY 2: Of course! I can't miss it! Jin kept time travelling to save the other six members from their missery.
ARMY 1: Yeah! But when do you think does loving ourself start in BU?
ARMY 2: Remember that Jin loses a piece of his memory everytime he goes back in time. He's saving the others while in the process he's also losing his self.
ARMY 1: Now I understand his solo song Epiphany! Maybe his happiness was the other members. He depended on them too much. But an empty cup can't fill another empty cup.
ARMY 2: So BU says LOVE YOURSELF
ARMY 2: Of course! I can't miss it! Jin kept time travelling to save the other six members from their missery.
ARMY 1: Yeah! But when do you think does loving ourself start in BU?
ARMY 2: Remember that Jin loses a piece of his memory everytime he goes back in time. He's saving the others while in the process he's also losing his self.
ARMY 1: Now I understand his solo song Epiphany! Maybe his happiness was the other members. He depended on them too much. But an empty cup can't fill another empty cup.
ARMY 2: So BU says LOVE YOURSELF
by fvcktaegi February 6, 2019
Get the BU mug.A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 9, 2018
Get the Bus pusher mug.Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
Get the Doing the bus driver mug.martha: hey jimmy i bet you can't fit an entire bus up your ass!
jimmy: too bad i already did it HAHA
martha: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
jimmy: too bad i already did it HAHA
martha: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
by browhatthefuck August 17, 2022
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A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*
A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*
by Bud driver August 18, 2022
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