A dumb Bitch whose a fuck boy and plays lacrosse but on the inside, he's like an emotional little puppy who cares a lot about you for some reason.
Person 1: Oh I heard you're really close to Jacob. He fucked me over lmao
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.
by oh shit fuckerssss November 28, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. hi daddy
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
hi daddy
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
by Jaiedwfwcw627282 November 15, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob + Emily is just another definition for soulmates. They clicked instantly as soon as they met and they are destined to be no matter what gets in the way (even *cough cough*)
Magnesium: "Yo bro have you met your soulmate yet?"
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."
by firedaddy72 November 8, 2023
Get the jacob + emilymug. An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.
Literally the perfect male.
They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.
If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.
Literally the perfect male.
They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.
If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Person: "Who are you dating?"
Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
by happy-oot April 8, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook
by the bois r back September 19, 2018
Get the jacobmug. Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
Get the jacob monkmug. by agreatgal September 13, 2022
Get the jacob Ralphsmug.