playing with her lightswitch

Clitoral masturbation.

She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022

Playing all sides

Someone looking for an Achilles heel and sending a gift horse is most likely playing both the Greeks and the Trojans.

He/she was playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020

Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.

"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".

by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022

play catch in the greenhouse

A euphemism for sex, such as waist shake.

Don't bother trying to call Steve; he went to play catch in the greenhouse with Sarah.

by sushi.squisher December 15, 2008

Playing 'yes man'

Referring to the Jim Carey movie Yes Man where he has to say yes to everything and by doing so, his life becomes far more interesting and enjoyable.

What time did you get home after you left the office?
I was playing 'Yes Man' and ended up dancing at a nightclub with strangers until 2 in the morning.

by my mAin Hack October 4, 2017

NEVER DID PLAY

Somthing you say when someone test's your gangster demenor or trys to suggest that you are less of a man than they are.

Them boys tryed to jump me....i had to show them I NEVER DID PLAY

by MZBIGBOOTY216 September 23, 2009