Footed

Being so unbelievably high, you can even think straight.

"Yo Sosa Im footed right now"-LJ
"Yea he's footed"-Sosa

by Footedmeister March 11, 2025

tae foot

a foot that often has an overly exggatreated arch often with a ton of veins and pig toes

omg stop having a tae foot it's disgusting!

by tae food November 29, 2014

Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010

Foot

The lower bit of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.

You: Is your foot okay?
Them: Yeah, I got some painkillers.

by steadycallin9 February 23, 2021

Foot Lettuce

The lettuce at burger king.

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce

by Smash-cookie-chan November 2, 2020

Mustard Foot

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.

Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.

by Nagnal August 15, 2019

foot slapper

One who cannot drive, and does not use public transport

Bro, look at all those foot slappers out in the rain

by El Capitan.... March 31, 2021