Clouty Chris

Someone who gets in serious relationships then gets their phone taken away and then gets broken up with.

“Ay bro what’s wrong”
“I just pulled a clouty chris with my girl”

by Justinmauk998 May 5, 2020

Chris is a Furry

Furries named Chris, usually mod gay servers.

Chris is a furry, he vored that pup.

by gutz00 September 9, 2020

chris li

Is a day one chimp

Imagine being a Chris Li LOL

by Ritz369 October 20, 2020

the chris barish

Smacking little kids with your dick till there red like him.

Herbert's gave the Chris barish to a little kid

by Joey lagrotiria September 28, 2013

Chris Carlton

The best boyfriend ever. He's really hot, and is awesome at sports.

Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"

by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011

chris hanners

Long story short, its and unorthodox definition for "straight up epic"

"That is so chris hanners"

by topher1992 August 23, 2011

Chris Conybeare

Honestly I don’t know where to start, Chris is the BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!! If you want someone to laugh with, open up to, or willing to try something new Chris is the man. He makes everything fun and has the cutest laugh ever. Every time he tells you he loves you it sends shivers down your spine and butterflies in your stomach. I can’t wait to tell him every day how much I love him, and how happier I am with him in my life and by my side. Just picturing him makes me grin from ear to ear, and knowing I’m going to be able to hug him in 5 days makes me feel warm inside. Stay away ladies because this Chris Conybeare is all mine :)

I told Chris Conybeare I loved him on FaceTime last night and when he said it back, I melted.

by admirer4youxox May 9, 2023