Adam

A average height male usually with dark hair and blue/green/grey eyes. Not normally self confident but probably should be. Not particularly attractive but makes up for it in charisma. Probably quietist guy in the room, but if he says something 98% of the time he is absolutely correct. Most are loyal friends who hide their true feelings and emotions with a scarily good façade of smiles and laughter. Has that uncanny ability to brighten days with just a few words but sometimes inwardly depressed.

Adam is a Male name

by Justabouthuman July 9, 2023

adam from malawi

Adam from Malawi

Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.

Person 1: you know Adam from malawi?
Person 2: no, but he sounds like a right cunt

by hklfc December 5, 2021

Adam Smasher

An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.

Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!

by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023

Adam

Sexy closeted polish boy

He is such an Adam

by Adam’s sneekylink February 6, 2022

Adams

Do not trust this wanker. Any name that is plural does not deserve your time. The ‘S’ in Adams means he’s a slithering snake. SssssSssssssSsss

Dude that douche, Adams.

by DrizzlyTee November 23, 2021

Adam

Adam's have typically have three kids. He loves them all but typically the youngest one drives him nuts, especially if there name is Kris. He is a man among men and a gentle lover. He dominates in everything he does and no one questions him ever.

I wish my name was Adam.

by SoberAltman February 19, 2022

Adam

the epitome of "ok" he will say that to u when he literally does not care. not an emo but is called an emo lmao.

meh
DAMNNN HE'S ACTING LIKE AN ADAM

by jamesdear1221 September 20, 2021