by Michael Lu Davi,dd September 16, 2008
by bedouin April 11, 2007
A kind hearted man who is extremely handsome in everyway. He is a United States Marine and is loved by everyone who knows him. A truly amazing person always making others happy before himself. A fantastic boyfriend who makes his girlfriend very happy. She is very proud of her Marine.
"Woah did you see that Marine?"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"
"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"
"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
by MLP&BMW January 09, 2012
A guy that will leave u over because of his sour attitude.If u dump him he will never forgive u and be pissed at u forever. He also a dumb, ugly, and stupid person. Also he don't stop talking about his ex. He also cries to u if u dump him, overall he is a no good loser
by The master definer April 27, 2016
bruh he is so fucking fat and has a clapped trim bro look at him, he thinks he is good at football when in reality he just fingers his ass in the defense and does nothing
bro have you seen michael jovanovski? i dont want to be within a 10 metre radius of his massive belly
by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs June 21, 2022
He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
by Smileychica January 12, 2017
Michael Cascio is very feminine and loves his family in a weird way. He always is asking for grown men to sit on top of him and is also known to leave group chats. He has crushes on girls but skips bases and goes straight home. He thinks everything is funny when he is the only one laughing. He also likes to eat his own poop.
by Jdog6474747848585849; May 07, 2020