the coolest giraffe of all giraffes. Usually fun, playful, and very smart.He stands out as the coolest giraffe
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Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
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Get the tony michael mug.bruh he is so fucking fat and has a clapped trim bro look at him, he thinks he is good at football when in reality he just fingers his ass in the defense and does nothing
bro have you seen michael jovanovski? i dont want to be within a 10 metre radius of his massive belly
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