Face-to-foot style

A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.

Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*

Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?

Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.

by DigestedAlive October 11, 2022

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Loompoomp foot

A debilitating health condition in which the feet are short, fat and hairy, with a high arch. Symptoms include constantly overheated feet due to poor temperature regulation abilities, and an obsessive urge to wet the feet before bed in a misguided attempt to attain optimal hydration. This leaves the feet smelling like soggy mothballs.

Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.

Get those fat, wet feet out of my bed! You must have loompoomp foot!

by benbenefits April 09, 2020

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spaceport foot

One who's foot or feet consists of astronauts and space shuttles. This is one of the most offensive words ever uttered by man. Even worse than yardmouth.

Drew is such a spaceport foot!

by Spartixus December 13, 2005

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