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put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.
Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it
by katdamnit May 19, 2016
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put kai

to put kai is to put your 'hand'(kai) on a person after obtaining the required consent in order to commence with sexual activities. Followed by an '-uh' if asked as a yes/no question used as a rising intonation.
A: I finally met my gf for the first time after a year of texting online.
B: finally!!! Put kai-uh?

A: Yesssir ya boi finally a man.
by mistahmistah January 28, 2023
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Put a slick on it

Pour your favorite bar rail drink and “put a slick on it” where the “slick” is whatever the liquor (rum, vodka, whiskey, etc) is for the bar-rail drink.
I’ll have a Crown Royal and Coke please… and “put a slick on it”!
by Grantwillreply February 18, 2022
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Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.
AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!
by IGotType69420Diabetes September 12, 2022
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i put it in the printer

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.
by gordontuous November 14, 2022
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Put that straw to the floor

When ur sober mate refuses to finish his drink you must use this phrase to ensure he gets on your level.
Sexton you cunt ‘put that straw to the floor’
(Sexton) Proceeds to finish drink
by MgC1638383 April 18, 2025
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