peter wood

A little dick/penis

Childish Gambino: Aye Chance you see that girl

Chance the rapper: yeah bro she seem mad

Childish Gambino: yeah because I said "All she needed was some..."
Chance the rapper: "peter wood"

by YungNoses May 27, 2017

Peter Barry

a fucking asshole who has no friends and a small dick

"Yo, is that Peter Barry? He's such a fucking asshole who has no friends and a small dick."

by daddy doug December 9, 2021

Peter Griffin

A Fat guy who's brain cell is a size of a peanut

Hey, Peter Griffin is fat cracker

by underscoreboard May 10, 2023

Saint Peter's Prep

that school full of kids still pissed that they didn't get into either Don Bosco and Bergen Catholic

Abby: Ew look at that peters kid (Saint Peter's Prep)
Camilla: If they ain't at Bergen or Bosco they're no good

by Chillinoff February 14, 2022

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

Peter

Peter struts around like he’s the mayor of Sass Town, population: himself. He’s got more sass than a cat in a tutu and enough insults to start a stand-up comedy career. If sarcasm were a sport, he’d be a gold medalist. And if snark were money, well, Peter would be living in a mansion made of eye rolls and smart remarks. He’s a menace alright.

That guy just called me fat! He’s definitely a Peter.

by Pseudonym9844 March 28, 2024