how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

how are you bestie

When your basically saying " Wassup girlfriend " or when your a by ur saying " Whats up dude

Me: how are you bestie
Her: good

by ##Potat 99j November 30, 2018

how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020

Kai How

The most handsome person in the world.

Wow, Kai How very handsome!

by Orange Mouse March 12, 2022

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

People have tried to make the scentence for the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar blue, I'm here to finish it

Mike: so, what are you going to do this weekend
John: I'm going to make the rest of the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar in urbandictionary blue
Mike: how are you going to do this?
John: By creating a bullshity definition of the rest of the "explanation"
Mike: and what is it?
John: it's "But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies."
Mike: doesn't that break the rules of the website?
John: Idk, and tbh idk, it's gonna be funny anyways
Mike: ok, good luck.
John: thanks, Mike.

by DEMEMZEA December 5, 2021