pro - am

when u lick the controller and shove it in ur mouth for pleasure

“damn bruh i rly need to pro - am rn it feels great”

by lalalalalalalalalalalala2 December 17, 2019

Am

The common scientific name is cannabis, but the most common slang terms include: Weed,Loud, Bub etc

Person 1:Yo ShaQ got any Am broskiii ?
Person 2: Yeah bro got some nice cali there

by Bubba1of1 July 26, 2022

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 09, 2023

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

kid am gus

Either some weird way of saying that a kid is gus (whatever that means), or simply sug ma dik backwards.

*you have been listening to this bitch way too long*
Annoying ass girl: “…and then Rebecca was like…”
You: “Omfg, kid am gus! I can’t be bothered to listen to you.”
*you leave*
She screams after you: “what does that even mean??!”

by Da cheeze guzzler July 02, 2023

I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I

I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I

I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 09, 2023