cracker

A cracker is an asshole ( otherwise known ass ass )

"Shove your massive cock in my cracker already!"

by average white boy May 16, 2023

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023

cracker

a cracker a a slur for a white person to say similar to the n word

"man whats up my cracker"

by big toe bro October 11, 2022

Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long

That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel

by OverlordObama June 14, 2021

Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023