Yard Beers

Cold, crisp busch lattes best enjoyed shirtless. Frequently drank in the front yard

"boys, sigma nu yard beers?"

by elongatedtonytheile March 22, 2023

Yard crab

People who live in an apt complex who never work and are useless, destroy the property values of the place, are the reason the police are called habitually, obnoxiously loud, and hard to remove.

God damn yard crabs! Cannot have a peaceful cookout in the courtyard without an outdoor screamfest and a 9-1-1 call at least 5 times a day.

by Gridlock girl September 16, 2017

yard carrot

The act of painting your entire body orange from head to toe, dying your hair green, and laying completely naked in your neighbors lawn, remaining still until something or someone unwillingly moves you.

Yeah man, I got arrested for being a yard carrot in Geoff's yard yesterday...

by Rocker45673 August 2, 2021

kick yard

Going home. the process of saying goodbye, anouncing your departure.

"Man, you guyz are bare boring Im gonna kick yard" "safe man"

by Nahida September 5, 2005

Yard Haunt

An simple or elaborate display in ones front yard, usually on Halloween. Most involve zombies coming out of the ground (groundbreakers), some sort of witch and jack o lanterns. Some choose to use store bought props or make their own.

1"The old guy down the street set up a big yard haunt"
2"Really? The weird one with the crazy voice?"
1"Yeah, theres some pretty intense zombies down there"

by Marrowthemadman October 3, 2010

yard yeti

A yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn't quite reached full human development. They aren't self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. They're unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. They generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry". The male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! And the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. Topping a 10' high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.

I just walked in from the garage and both of your Yard Yetis looked like they were up to no good!

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014

yard shoes

A pair of shoes having the distinct characteristic of being "old" or "worn out". Fit for being worn in the yard or on the street in situations not suitable for nice shoes. Often worn by individuals of the inner city African American community.

That nigga walkin around in piss and shit all day. Good thing he wearin' his yard shoes.

by The GodFocker November 22, 2011