Wanker

Term used to define a human with idiotic tendancies, someone who is nasty, or anyone whom you may show dislike toward.

- She stole my boyfriend.

-What a fucking wanker.

by -Esca- November 1, 2007

Wanker

Someone who loves oneself

Person 1: (Insert something about being better than anyone else)

Person 2: You utter wanker!!!

by Fuck You April 7, 2005

Wanker

Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.

He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.

by Jim Nageotte February 26, 2004

Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wanker

Trump

Trump is a Wanker

by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020

Wanker

A word used to describe one's dick.

Dee-dum has such a large wanker!

Who's gonna hold the video camera when Dee-dum and I get it on with his big wanker?

by hexpack February 13, 2015

Wanker

1)an insult for a poor theiving and unusually violent person known as a filthy pikey.Also for benders who die blond streeks into their hair
2) jerkin yer Gerkin

What a Wanker

by Derek_jamal October 29, 2003