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Wanker

a wanker if someone who has a "wank"

which means to masterbate.... and the hand sign for this is a "knuckle shuffling motion"
by dtest March 2, 2003
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Wanker

Someone who loves oneself
Person 1: (Insert something about being better than anyone else)

Person 2: You utter wanker!!!
by Fuck You April 7, 2005
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Wanker

Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.
He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.
by Jim Nageotte February 26, 2004
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Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.
by SizesDefined December 2, 2016
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Wanker

Trump is a Wanker
by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020
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Wanker

A word used to describe one's dick.
Dee-dum has such a large wanker!

Who's gonna hold the video camera when Dee-dum and I get it on with his big wanker?
by hexpack February 12, 2015
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Wanker

1)an insult for a poor theiving and unusually violent person known as a filthy pikey.Also for benders who die blond streeks into their hair
2) jerkin yer Gerkin
What a Wanker
by Derek_jamal October 28, 2003
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