Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 07, 2022
He came out in the new fit, they hyped him up, he said who you know. Or someone did something cool and they say who you know basically '-'
by ThedripfitJGraves September 29, 2021
The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
by BAD KID with a flamethrower July 11, 2019
February 22nd is National appreciate the person who likes you day. Even if you rejected them. So go ahead and appreciate them so that they feel better.
Person 1:Hey! It’s National appreciate the person who likes you day!
Person 2: Hey I really appreciate you
Person 2: Hey I really appreciate you
by >:Skeezer:< February 17, 2023
James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later
by UndercoverMademan August 09, 2019
the song from dead island that goes like
"Ha ha ha, you ain't scared. Yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.
Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from they head to they feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a bitch well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat
I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warnin'
Who do you voodoo, bitch? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night
I can say the rest but its too long
"Ha ha ha, you ain't scared. Yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.
Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from they head to they feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a bitch well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat
I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warnin'
Who do you voodoo, bitch? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night
I can say the rest but its too long
Guy: Heard of Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?
Dead island hater: Is it from the shitty zombie game with a trailer with no gameplay?
Guy:*Laughs in rage mode*
BREAKING NEWS! DEAD ISLAND FANATIC FOUND DEAD! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE KILLER, REPORT IT NOW!
Dead island hater: Is it from the shitty zombie game with a trailer with no gameplay?
Guy:*Laughs in rage mode*
BREAKING NEWS! DEAD ISLAND FANATIC FOUND DEAD! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE KILLER, REPORT IT NOW!
by diet dying light October 14, 2023
by Arnie Grape August 13, 2023