vegas bidet

When a classy whore is giving you a blumpkin and, after finishing you off, licks your asshole clean so you don’t have to wipe.

I was winning big a poker and rather than waiting to get cleaned out the casino offered me free drinks and unlimited Vegas bidets for the rest of my stay.

by Dirk Koetter May 27, 2019

Vegas Flu

The effect playing the Vegas Golden Knights at home has on nearly every visiting team.

The Los Angeles Kings can't win in Nevada due to the Vegas Flu.

by Fhdogs January 24, 2018

las vegas

A supermassive black hole that was moved from the center of the galaxy to right smack dab in the middle of the desert in nevada. It's gravitational force is so strong that nothng, not even your paycheck can escape its pull. As more of your money falls into the event horizon, vegas's mass grows ever larger.

Money caught, withen the gravitional pull of las vegas, gives off x-rays, detectable as debt here on earth, as it spirals down to oblivion.

by Accretion Disk March 5, 2005

las vegas

A once beautiful town that is fast becoming an overpopulated crime riddled shithole like Los Angeles.

Las Vegas will never be the beautiful town it once was.

by Overdrive December 28, 2005

Vegas Bomb

The best fuckin' shot alive.

Pour redbull into a medium size glass, then drop a double shot glass in the middle containing 1 oz. Crown and 1 oz. peach schnapps, then chug that shit.

Let's hit up the bar for some vegas bombs and fist pumping! Beat up the beat!

by Quack the Fistpump February 10, 2010

Vegas Flu

The virus you pick up on the plane ride home from Las Vegas due to the late night drinking, smoking, and partying that has compromised your immune system.

That dude sneezing in the seat behind me most definitely just knocked me out of commission for the next week with the Vegas Flu.

by Toddavid November 12, 2013

camp vega

coolest most amazing place where you can meet some AMAZING people who will become your best friends forever. litterally. even though some kids are japs, its still excellent and has a great location on echo lake. the camp is georgeous. you will never want to leave.
GREEEN VS WHITE.
CAMP VEGA IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE.

Camp vega is the greatest place in the entire world.

by sexyy blast January 19, 2007