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Poop trauma

The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.
"Dude, help. It's poop trauma again."
by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016
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Trauma Tourist

A person who enjoys reliving or seeing other people sharing trauma.
by AlbatrossAnchor March 2, 2025
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Trauma Friend

A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore
He’s been her Trauma Friend for so long
by LeWiisdom November 22, 2021
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Trauma flexing

The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.

It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
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Trauma

According to the Dictionary, Trauma is a deeply distressing or disturbing experience.

What experiences count as trauma depend really as everyone is different on how they see things. Some may see an experience as fine while others not so much.

Trauma effects how you act, feel, react to situations, your social life, your mental health and physical health so if you feel you have trauma, talk to a GP or if you are a minor, a trusted adult or teacher.
They will help you get a therapist or school counsellor.
Please note, I am no professional so this definition on trauma may not be 100% correct. If you want a full in-depth definition, please do some research on official healthcare sites that know what they are saying.
by M4R1_Void October 6, 2023
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trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.
Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.
by carol aird April 20, 2020
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Trauma Queen

Trauma Queen (noun): A person who fixates on others’ past traumas, often bringing them up casually or repeatedly, under the guise of conversation or concern, but in a way that reopens wounds rather than supports healing.
I was having a great day until Lisa, the ultimate trauma queen, casually brought up my ex and that whole mess from three years ago—like, why?"
by MamaLucy March 12, 2025
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