On Today

Another way of saying "today," particularly used in the Black church.

Preacher: "It's so good to see y'all on today."

"Can we clap our hands on today?"

by hughesnum3 October 29, 2015

If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.

"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011

I'm gonna Trump today.

I can't Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.

Fuck work,

I'm gonna Trump today.

by Max Nicks August 22, 2017

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.

"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

by Hamelin January 28, 2007

tomdaya

the massive following of people following the life of tom holland and zendaya because they are literally the best couple in the world. but please respect their privacy because they deserve it.

Blair: Oh look at the photo Tom posted for Zendaya's birthday!
Annie: OMG it's so cute. I'm such a Tomdaya fan!

by lucifersprincess February 7, 2022

tomally

Meaning probably tomorrow.

Yeah, I'll see you tomally, I don't know.

I'll do that tomally, if I'm not tired.

by TwitchieE and Suziekat July 19, 2007

Tomahawk Rick Roll'd

When someone gives you a random link and it is a YouTube video of someone getting a Tomahawk kill from across a map in the highly acclaimed FPS, Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person 1: Anyone know how to fix a toilet u-bend?
Person 2: Here -shows Tomahawk Rick Roll clip-
Person 1: I believe I just got Tomahawk Rick Roll'd.

by CorrosiveHammon November 30, 2010