Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.
Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.
by JayYung December 9, 2024
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Weaver Academy is a performing and visual arts school, and is known for their high standards and weird students. A typical day at weaver involves math teachers using tampon strings as rulers, the practice room monster, trying to poop while random girls are vaping in the bathroom, having fun in your PVA, and homework. Weaver is a pretty fun place, you can typically expect an 18 year old in guitar to flirt with underclassman, a freshman in theater singing in the hallways, or the emo kids being emo. People at this school either listen to taylor swift or deftones, there’s no in between. Overall, Weaver is alright.
Do you go Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts?
Yeah, I’m not gay though
by Weavergoer69 November 19, 2023
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Canna/Weaver

The Arch Nemesis of the team Im/Ryan. I loss against Canna/Weaver simply cannot be tolerated.
by tom_tom_ryan March 6, 2023
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Feeder Weaver

(in a state with frontage roads, also known as feeder roads) Someone who weaves between the frontage road and on/off ramps during rush hour to avoid traffic but skip the stoplights.
Nothing frustrates me more during rush hour traffic than those entitled feeder weavers; they think they're so much more important than everyone else.
by ginger_snap.13 June 22, 2025
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Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.
Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.
by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010
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Slipped her the weaver

When you shove a rock in a females butt while doing it doggy style
My date was being too quite so I slipped her the weaver
by Pat attack February 16, 2023
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