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the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.
Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!
by Official Flav December 4, 2024
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Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.
Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.
by JayYung December 9, 2024
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Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.
This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines
by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025
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Feeder Weaver

(in a state with frontage roads, also known as feeder roads) Someone who weaves between the frontage road and on/off ramps during rush hour to avoid traffic but skip the stoplights.
Nothing frustrates me more during rush hour traffic than those entitled feeder weavers; they think they're so much more important than everyone else.
by ginger_snap.13 June 22, 2025
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Weaver

A weaver is when someone forgets to tie down their boat and looses in on the highway
And example of how to use this word is when someone is knowingly negligent and is bound to fail at a simple task. You would then say “wow, you really pulled a weaver”
by 8” August 12, 2025
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Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends
“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”
by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025
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Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
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