floor humper

a person that dances low to the ground is said to be a floor humper

hey look at jayde she is such a floor humper

by insurgent July 18, 2005

earth humper

Someone who annoys you by telling you pointless ass information that is clearly unnesasary or has no importance to you.

u walk out side and its cold, and someone tells you that that same time last year it wasent as cold, but it was cold.you would then turn to your friend and call that person a earth humper forreal

by The Mz December 13, 2006

Chicken Humpers

Little bundles of joy created by slicing chicken filets into thin approximately half inch strips.

The soon-to-be humpers are then thrown in a bowl, where they hump.

The humpers are then added to a saute pan over medium to high heat.

*Be sure to seperate humpers during the cooking process. They should NOT be allowed to hump.

Drizzle with humper sauce.

"Don't be such a chicken humper. That's illegal."

"These chicken humpers are delicious!"

"Yo, you guys got humpers?"

by Kabooblers January 2, 2008

pantie humper

to jackoff with friend's daughter's panties til you cum

I am a pantie humper while alone at my friend's house

by K D C pantie humper June 16, 2009

llama humper

A person who likes humping very hairy people/creatures.

Did you see her on pay per view with Big Foot? She's such a llama humper.

by Valkyrie February 29, 2004

Leg humper

When someone on your team is always on your ass during any online video game.

Wish this Leg humper would move away from me!

by General DSO December 4, 2011

doorknob humper

A person that's so retarded they proceed to rape innocent doors

Johnny you fuckin' doorknob humper! You got cum all over the handle!

by dannyboy377 November 21, 2014