winning the lottery

the only way for dad to come back with the milk

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk

by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022

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The Lottery

The sheer hubris in doing shit like this and then making movies about it is ASTOUNDING!

Hym "Well would you look at that! 'The Lottery!' Another account of what you people collectively do to individuals. Reward Noah for winning the fat-cock lottery and then punish me for drawing the short straw. THIS IS WHAT YOU DO! It isn't me. It isn't my psychology. I figured out what you were up to and this is what you do in response to getting caught. I guess it's time for the drone strikes. Light them up. There is no redeeming this place. You all need to go quietly or loudly back into the darkness from wence you came. It's not a surprise your God came here and killed itself."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

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