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The Best Offense

The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.
Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!

Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.

Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
by funk potato September 9, 2009
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the best names

Phil Macrackin
Phil Magroin
Hue Janus
Joe... we all know Joe
Deez... we all know Deez
Myra
Myla
And of course
Wendy
Guy 1: you know the best names
Guy 2: like phil?
Guy 1: PHIL MYCRACKIN! HAHAHAHAH
(proceeds to shove cock in mans ass )
by wack_1 November 17, 2021
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The best nigga on earth

Joshua Jelani Gordon a man who should talk he’ll do everything u need even eat ass D1 munch best man alive get with him
I want the best nigga on earth aka Joshua jelani Gordon
by Sauce walka December 20, 2022
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The Best Band in the World

Van Halen, consisting of Eddie Van Halen, the guitar god, Alex Van Halen on drums, Michael Anthony on bass, and throughout the years, David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar, and Gary Cherone on vocals (although before they hit mainstream, Eddie was on vocals).

Some songs include Eruption, which set the bar for guitarists, a bar that has yet to be reached, Jump, which is instantly recognizable anywhere, and Panama, a song that when it comes on the radio, you have no choice but to turn it up loud.

Had been through a few name changes before landing on Van Halen. At first, they were Genesis, obviously that wouldn't work, then Mammoth, that had to change, finally Van Halen, and thus the greatest band ever was born.
I'm going to Van Halen's comeback tour once Eddie gets out of rehab...they are the best band in the world.
by Felipe Carlos November 6, 2007
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