T Shirt Tuck

When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.

Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.

by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019

get your t-shirt

for a male to masturbate

Dude, did you just get your t-shirt? Yeah bro, it was mad chill. ; Yo where were you? I was gettin my t-shirt. ; Yo, I heard you get your t-shirt everyday.

by mr_kurry March 17, 2010

Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.

I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!

by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010

National Roblox T-shirt Day

December 14

Hey, did you know December 14 is National Roblox T-shirt Day.

by bragkage December 13, 2021

T-shirt

A shirt with short sleeves, that kind of looks like a "T"

"Yo, watchu wearing mate?"
"I feel like everytime you talk to me, I loose a braincell.
"So.. what is it?"
"It's a T-shirt, fucking dipshit"

by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022

T shirt

T shirt is someone who scared to do something also called a wetty

He’s a t shirt

by Cloutchassr June 5, 2019

Texas T-shirt

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.

Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz

by gertrude07 August 26, 2014