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Heaven Stache

A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).

Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.

The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
Your Heaven Stache is glistening in the light, my son. You are truly a sage.
by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010
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butt-stache

Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.
quote "baby, you gotta shave your butt-stache"
by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007
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Ass Stache

The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache
by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014
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Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
by Apollo83 August 12, 2022
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Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.
"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."
by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012
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ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face
Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.
by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017
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Legit Stache

Used to describe a moustache that is of a particularly excellent quality.
Hey shut your whorish mouth... THAT IS ONE LEGIT STACHE!!!
by Moose Whiplash January 23, 2011
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