by vajhra March 05, 2011
A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50
Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.
by kidfromokc May 01, 2023
The reserved parking location in Walmart, Sams Club, Home Depot parking lots reserved for Spark Drivers.
by Jayrem May 03, 2023
"he is such a sparkely bitch." "he's not Edward Cullen
by Amy34512 March 01, 2012
An ignorant, hopeless, lazy, self absorbed imbecile that so desperately wants the world to revolve around them they turn minor incidents into opportunities to screw people over and act like they are personal victories.
An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.
A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.
An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.
A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.
i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.
A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.
An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.
A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.
i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
Virginia just got done with another one of her stories where she suspended a 5th grader for drawing a picture of her eating a bag of dicks, she's a real spark-pod.
Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.
The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.
Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.
That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.
The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.
Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.
That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
by Lil' Juan February 10, 2019
Term coined by the Talking Heads in their popular song Creatures of Love "It's okay to be afraid, When the blue sparks hit your brain." Not sure if it's reference blue sparks of love or blue sparks during the act of love.
John knew he was in trouble when he met Beth. He immediately felt blue sparks, but she paid no attention, because he was such a goober.
by Hornero November 15, 2020
‘Spark Knight Klee of the Knights of Favonius reporting for duty!’
one of Genshin Impact ‘Klee’s’ many titles.
one of Genshin Impact ‘Klee’s’ many titles.
yo bro that spark knight is fucking adorable
by kuriko kumiko March 07, 2022