Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!

She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

Flag

Get the Louisiana pooter cooter mug.

pooter-stitcher-upper

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.

He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.

by C.M.S. April 28, 2005

Flag

Get the pooter-stitcher-upper mug.

Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.

When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.

by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008

Flag

Get the Loogie Pooter mug.

pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

by Loaked March 14, 2009

Flag