Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!

She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

pooter-stitcher-upper

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.

He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.

by C.M.S. April 28, 2005

Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.

When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.

by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008

Pooter

A portmanteau of "poop" and "cooter" used to describe a male's g-spot.

I dropped my load off in his pooter and then he dropped two loads off in the toilet.

by knutjuice March 30, 2021

Pooter

An Unskilled Forklift Driver

This Pooter Crashed Into 10 pallets.

by Lilbit6132 April 8, 2022

pooter

when you go on a first date and the dude got some crust on his socks but its very specific crust if you know what I mean t

that dudes a real pooter check out his zebra socks

by ducklips69 February 28, 2020

pooter snatcher

It's a person who takes things from the urban dictionary and says there in the normal dictionary

My friend Gerald is a pooter snatcher

by The justin__ July 26, 2016