Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

Occult Detective Is The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

philosophie

Da "deep 'n' deliberate" intellectual/moral subject-matter dat da serious-thinking BFG discussed wif his pint-sized-damsel "human bean" friend.

Da tiny-but-brainy heroine of Roald Dahl's classic "smaller-but-honorable folk triumphing over huge-and-mean-but-bumbling" individuals suggested dat she and her large colleague work together to defeat said towering terrors --- I like her philosophie a whole bunch!

by QuacksO February 19, 2025

Stall Philosophy

words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.

A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."

B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."

by inkonthepaper January 27, 2011

Philosophyism

Absolutely certain and supreme explanations in practice or theory for all aspects of existence experienced by human beings.

Philosophyism abjures all knowledge creating disciplines of empirical modeling as ultimately inferior modes of thinking about the human condition.

I can imagine X or not imagine X, therefore it’s true as no evidence is technically required. Now buy my book and heed what I say or there may be increased risks of negative consequences in this life and/or the afterlife. Amen to philosophyism.

by Sample1 June 11, 2019

philosophy hoe

a person who gets off on philosophical discussion and arguments; a person who loves to bring up philosophical or political points and debates for no fucking reason in any discussion they can.

Not to be a philosophy hoe, but Plato says a good citizen and a good person are different.

by ruffdesperado3 January 30, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025