by Gt Nation October 4, 2016
Get the ontario,camug. West Elgin ontario:, Population of under 1000 people, and west lorne is the crime capital! I mean, In rodney, someone
decided to murder someone brutally with chainsaw blades! We are known for our heroin needles all along the gas station! Try to count em! You’ll loose count, or skate park is litterally a dump truck that took a shit! The population being around 500 of west lorne, one of the small towns in west elgin, and it’s possibly the worst, you have eds gas station, who just sits there doing blow all day! You got 250 of the population being tweakers!, and also! You can walk down the street and have people offer you jib, crack, blow, or even lemon kush! We’re known for our naturally good outdoor marijuana, there’s even a small crip blood gang that goes down! , or the fact a ball of meth the size of my head gets sold in a night! By the local meth pushers of course, but stay away from these people, any of the greasy garage, definetly munch (unless you like laptops) jmag, matty chase, and multiple others, don’t try west elgin like they don’t run shit, y’all got 9mm, we got 762s(and needle wielding methheads)
decided to murder someone brutally with chainsaw blades! We are known for our heroin needles all along the gas station! Try to count em! You’ll loose count, or skate park is litterally a dump truck that took a shit! The population being around 500 of west lorne, one of the small towns in west elgin, and it’s possibly the worst, you have eds gas station, who just sits there doing blow all day! You got 250 of the population being tweakers!, and also! You can walk down the street and have people offer you jib, crack, blow, or even lemon kush! We’re known for our naturally good outdoor marijuana, there’s even a small crip blood gang that goes down! , or the fact a ball of meth the size of my head gets sold in a night! By the local meth pushers of course, but stay away from these people, any of the greasy garage, definetly munch (unless you like laptops) jmag, matty chase, and multiple others, don’t try west elgin like they don’t run shit, y’all got 9mm, we got 762s(and needle wielding methheads)
by Roaster69 August 17, 2020
Get the West Elgin, Ontariomug. A group of people labelled as terrorists by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just want to make vaccination against COVID-19 optional
by EmperorShitface February 16, 2022
Get the Ontario Truckersmug. Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 4, 2024
Get the Russell, Ontariomug. Smelly ass river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.
Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
by Parisite12 December 4, 2023
Get the Paris Ontariomug. I'm very excited for Doug Ford to build the mega spa. I have my friend Leon who really wants to see the construction of the Ontario Place Mega Spa. He told me he absolutely regretted donating to a charity organization that advocates stopping the mega spa construction. I agree!
I haven't been into spas, but Therme Canada will do a fantastic job with the spa. Leon has told me he is even became a huge Doug Ford supporter and he's rooting for Doug Ford in the next provincial election in 2026. I agree with Leon 100%! While you're at it Doug Ford, build that 403 as well!
I haven't been into spas, but Therme Canada will do a fantastic job with the spa. Leon has told me he is even became a huge Doug Ford supporter and he's rooting for Doug Ford in the next provincial election in 2026. I agree with Leon 100%! While you're at it Doug Ford, build that 403 as well!
by DestroyOntarioPlaceBuildTheSpa January 8, 2024
Get the Ontario Placemug.