o tempora, o mores

Shit be changin' (quote from the latin politician and philosopher Cicero)

Back in my day, a selfie was when you sucked your own dick. O tempora, o mores!

by Spike31415 November 6, 2017

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

o-o

s u p r i s e d f a c e

Me: i'm playing minecraft
My Friend: o-o

by O-o-t-u-m November 12, 2020

o-bye-o

What you say when you're about to leave Ohio. It's funnier than just saying “bye, Ohio”

I'm about to go on a trip from Ohio to Oklahoma and say o-bye-o

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 22, 2023

y..o..o..n..g..i..2

An amazing person to ever exist!

"y..o..o..n..g..i..2 is an amazing tiktoker!"

by oliver2001 February 2, 2021

B-O-R-E-D-O-M

Anachronym I just made up

B-e
O-n
R-ight
E-nergy
D-on't
M-essage your goddamn ex

"Given your current state of mind, the only thing I can tell you is B-O-R-E-D-O-M"

by Guimple October 8, 2021

N O O B

A very angry way of saying noob, perhaps you may say this to your sibling when they sucked your toes at night.

Mum/Mom: Dearest, I would love for you to become a doctor

?: But Mother, I do not know of such methods

Mum/Mom: N O O B

by The simpo May 22, 2021