National Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Jessica:You hear what tomorrow is?

Tom:The 24th?

Jessica:No National Eat Pussy Day!

by TheMoreYouknow101 June 22, 2018

National Slap an Idiot Day

Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November

You find an idiot.

You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!

Oh no! You slapped yourself

by Yasmin Abela November 5, 2019

National Maddy day

National Maddy day is June 10th, on this day, we celebrate all Maddys around the world, they are allowed the queen treatment and should be bowed upon.

Guys did you hear, it’s National Maddy day!

by skippy11 June 10, 2020

National Shoebill Day

April 18th is national shoebill day, a day to appreciate some not well known animals.

The national shoebill date is a play on the year they were found, 1840.

I don't even know how this would be used in a sentence...

"Happy national shoebill day..?"

by kirakirastar October 12, 2020

National dress like Alentina day

On the December 18th of every year, Alentina’s friends must dress like her.

Clothes required: a black beanie, black sweat shirt or hoodie, black or darker gray pants.

Today was National dress like alentina day.

by Koki poki December 18, 2020

NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

JULY 1ST!
A DAY DEDICATED TO AMBER HEARD

HEY! IT'S JULY 1ST HAPPY NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

by SURGETVHD June 23, 2022

Salt Nation

The saltiest motherfucker that ever walked the American-Canadian border. Known for general grungy-ness, American-flag bro tanks, and being a loud and obnoxious drunk. The name is derived from his signature, salty responses to EVERYTHING.

Person 1: "Dude, I got you alcohol, what are you upset about?"
Person 2: "I asked for beer, not fuckin' vodka, dumbass."
Person 1: "Stop being such a Salt Nation and get your own beer, shithead."

by Myron Scott October 17, 2016