My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

running my name

When someone saying your name without no respect.

My nigga put some respect on my name. Otherwise stop running my name.

by gkinsith December 30, 2016

hello my name is yahya

someone that has the name yahya is greeting you.

hello my name is yahya dumbass

by xligmez May 14, 2024

Corona na what's my name

Corona na what's my name is the mental state when your temperature is off the charts and you're tripping balls due to contracting coronavirus.

When that famous Charles bloke was in his hospital bed, sweating profusely with his eyes rolling like the stones, he blurted Corona na what's my name.

by Wordymcwordface April 1, 2020

My Name Jeff

one of the most gayest and dead meme in the history, it's basically a guy saying "MY NAME IS JEFF"to some criminals.

Gay Normie: Oi, My Name Jeff
Me: *Gunshot*

by TriHard CX April 8, 2018

Hello my name is

Hello my name is is used when addressing your name to someone you don't know.

Hello my name is Daniel.

by JoinedSaturdayThe11January2020 January 11, 2020

St. Peter’s calling my name

An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.

Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John

by SouthernScout January 12, 2023