Monday After

The Monday that you go to school after doing somthing embarrassing or stupid over the weekend.

Her head was hung down in shame the Monday after.

by bvcheerchick1 April 2, 2011

Woo Monday

A phrase coined Robert Taylor and Jono Pryor from the Rock 90.2fm in New Zealand.

This phrase is used to create a sense of excitement about the much maligned day of the week know as Monday.

DJ: What do you like about Monday?
Caller: Woo Monday.

DJ: :)

by Rock listener June 9, 2011

Red Monday

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.

Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.

by dqb18 May 21, 2014

Easter Monday

A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy

Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?

by BigBoy69 April 6, 2015

Monday Mode

The mindset of a middle-schooler (or anyone, really) on a Monday (A.K.A. dead inside) Usually is apparent when someone says something stupid on a Monday.

"Sorry, I'm in Monday Mode."

by nagoL52105 January 7, 2019

Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.

Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018

Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

by specialkk47 December 5, 2011