whore drawer

Toys found in basket or nightstand adjacent or near a bed for quick sexual pleasure.

Eve couldn't cum, so I told her to reach in the Whore Drawer to get the rabbit and lube.

by Xique October 03, 2019

girlfriend drawer

A drawer in your home where you put stuff for your girlfriend when she comes over. Typical items include makeup and hair care items, feminine hygiene products, and snacks.

I put a bar of chocolate in the girlfriend drawer for when she wants a midnight snack.

by Four Loko Frat Guy February 16, 2024

The Prat Drawer

The place that prats are consigned to if they dare to try and infiltrate The Twat Cupboard.

Fuck off you Prat and get in The Prat Drawer!

by DrSteeeve August 07, 2020

Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.

by Slick Lion November 16, 2015

Lukes Bottom Drawer

Luke bottom drawer refers to lukes literal bottom drawer that holds thousands of cursed items. only one man has survived looking at it

“that place is as cursed as lukes bottom drawer”

by Spiciest Ramen February 23, 2018

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee April 04, 2014

smore drawer

The butthole is the graham. Slide in, cum, and then oops, you find chocolate too.

Yikes, we just made a smore drawer.

by Jj123654 May 22, 2022